Even if I believe that nothing is going to change so easily in this world, I will persevere again presenting you an elixir, which although known since ancient times, its existence is questioned or even ignored by many! It might not be the panacea but it certainly is the only hope of salvation of mankind.
ELIXIR OF LOVE 2017 (Improved preparation according to the newest WHO specification)
Basic information for the patient / user
Ingredients: The elixir of love is prepared from the extract of the plant agapanthus (from gr. αγάπη=love, άνθος= blossom, lat. Agapanthus umbellatus) and contains a large variety of ingredients in equal proportion, namely a vast amount of feelings of philanthropy, affection, solidarity, compassion, responsibility, altruism, morality, anti-racism, sympathy, anti-homophobia, tolerance, understanding, caring for animals, etc.
The agapanthus extract comprises more substances which have not been isolated yet, but they appear to act synergistically.
Properties: Yellowish hue, pleasant heady seductive smell. Its inhalation causes euphoria.
Indications: The use of elixir is indicated to counteract the acquired disorders of depletion or deficit of love towards our fellow man, syndromes of any kind of hate, feelings of hostility, vengeance emotions, and violent emotions and generally in situations of similar abnormalities.
In cases where the symptoms are associated with heredity, using the elixir is rather futile. Nevertheless, attempting administration will not hurt.
Dosage: Regardless of meals 1 teaspoon elixir every eight hours. If after a week of treatment, you see no improvement of the symptoms, double the dose. Continue this treatment until you are flooded with love feelings. But beware when you reach the maximum daily dose of 3x3 teaspoons and within 3-4 months you haven’t achieved the anticipated levels of the desired love feelings, forget it all together and consider yourself incurable!
Besides, the studies to date have shown that exceeding the maximum of the allowable dose can lead to toxic side effects and doesn’t bring better results.
Side Effects / Adverse effects: Overdose (excessive love) can lead to:
a. psychological dependence and addiction,
b. overprotection syndrome,
c. hallucinations,
d. envy or jealousy,
e. obsessions.
Contraindications / interactions: Excessive consumption of alcohol and use of drugs or stimulants exhibit a synergistic action with the elixir and therefore increases the risk of side effects.
Antidote: Not available, so do not exceed the dose!
The elixir is available in bottles of 200 ml and in boxes of 30 bottles for institutions.
Ingredients: The elixir of love is prepared from the extract of the plant agapanthus (from gr. αγάπη=love, άνθος= blossom, lat. Agapanthus umbellatus) and contains a large variety of ingredients in equal proportion, namely a vast amount of feelings of philanthropy, affection, solidarity, compassion, responsibility, altruism, morality, anti-racism, sympathy, anti-homophobia, tolerance, understanding, caring for animals, etc.
The agapanthus extract comprises more substances which have not been isolated yet, but they appear to act synergistically.
Properties: Yellowish hue, pleasant heady seductive smell. Its inhalation causes euphoria.
Indications: The use of elixir is indicated to counteract the acquired disorders of depletion or deficit of love towards our fellow man, syndromes of any kind of hate, feelings of hostility, vengeance emotions, and violent emotions and generally in situations of similar abnormalities.
In cases where the symptoms are associated with heredity, using the elixir is rather futile. Nevertheless, attempting administration will not hurt.
Dosage: Regardless of meals 1 teaspoon elixir every eight hours. If after a week of treatment, you see no improvement of the symptoms, double the dose. Continue this treatment until you are flooded with love feelings. But beware when you reach the maximum daily dose of 3x3 teaspoons and within 3-4 months you haven’t achieved the anticipated levels of the desired love feelings, forget it all together and consider yourself incurable!
Besides, the studies to date have shown that exceeding the maximum of the allowable dose can lead to toxic side effects and doesn’t bring better results.
Side Effects / Adverse effects: Overdose (excessive love) can lead to:
a. psychological dependence and addiction,
b. overprotection syndrome,
c. hallucinations,
d. envy or jealousy,
e. obsessions.
Contraindications / interactions: Excessive consumption of alcohol and use of drugs or stimulants exhibit a synergistic action with the elixir and therefore increases the risk of side effects.
Antidote: Not available, so do not exceed the dose!
The elixir is available in bottles of 200 ml and in boxes of 30 bottles for institutions.
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